How to Name Your Boat: 50 Funny, Clever & Unique Ideas

Naming your boat isn’t just a label—it’s a statement. It tells the world who you are, your sense of humor, and the adventures you love.

A great boat name:

• Makes other boaters smile

• Shares a story about you

• Becomes part of your boating memories

Whether you’re on a sailboat, pontoon, or fishing rig, the right name sets the tone. And if you want to show your boating spirit, Getting Nauti has you covered.

 

Tips for Picking a Boat Name You’ll Actually Love

1. Make it Personal

Think about your hobbies, favorite places, family jokes, or life mottos. Your boat’s name should reflect your personality.

2. Keep it Short and Shoutable

Names like Liquid Asset work perfectly. Names like The Unsinkable Beast of the Pacific… not so much.

3. Avoid Names You'll Regret

Funny once might not be funny forever. Think long-term.

4. Celebrate Your Boat Name

Your boat name deserves to be celebrated!

• Snap a photo at the marina

• Share your boat name on social media with #GettingNauti

• Rock a Getting Nauti shirt or hat to show off your boating vibe

 

50 Boat Name Ideas to Inspire You

We grouped these names by vibe so you can find your perfect style.

Funny Boat Names

Seas the Day, Buoys II Men, Ship Happens, Sinker Swim, Nauti Buoy, Pier Pressure, Vitamin Sea, Knot on Call, Boatox, The Codfather

 

Classy & Timeless Boat Names

Serenity, Windward, Whisper, Orion, Sea Mist, Tranquility, Night Watch, Solstice, Watermark, Coraline

 

Clever & Punny Boat Names

Knot Paid For, Nauti by Nature, Moor Often Than Knot, Hull Yeah, Aboat Time, On the Rocks, Sirens’ Call, Knot My Problem, Aquaholic, Reel Therapy

 

Sailboat Inspired Boat Names

Trade Winds, Wild Horizon, Starboard Dreams, True North, Wanderlust, Tempest, Lazy Tacker, Tailwind, Second Wind, Gypsy Soul

 

Fishing-Themed Boat Names

Reel Deal, Hook, Line & Sinker, Bass Ackwards, Gill Getter, Gone Fishin’, Catch of the Day, Lure Me In, Fin & Tonic, Chum Bucket, The Baiting Point

 

BONUS: 10 More, Just for Fun!

Nauti & Cheeky Boat Names

Knotty Buoy, Sloop There It Is, Sea Señor, Nauti Girl, Wet Dream, Bow Movement, Fish & Ships, Shipfaced, Ocean Potion, Aquaholic

 

Celebrate Your Boat Name With Getting Nauti

Your boat isn’t just a vessel—it’s a story, a personality, a lifestyle. Celebrate it by:

• Posting your boat name with #GettingNauti

• Commenting on our blog with your favorite names

• Rocking your Getting Nauti merch while on the water

Men's Getting Nauti UPF 50+ Performance Fishing Shirts

Women's Getting Nauti UPF 50+ Performance Fishing Shirts

 

Final Thought

Your boat’s name sets the tone for every adventure, sunset, and story you’ll share. Make it something that makes you smile every time you see it.

And if you want to show your boating spirit while you’re out there, Getting Nauti apparel is ready for your next adventure.

FAQ

Q1: What makes a good boat name?
A good boat name reflects personality, is short and easy to shout, memorable, and something you won’t regret seeing every day.

Q2: Can I use the same boat name as someone else?
Yes, but check your local boating authority if you want it officially registered.

Q3: How can I celebrate my boat name without custom gear?
Snap photos, share your name on social media, or rock Getting Nauti shirts and hats to show your love for boating.

Q4: How long should a boat name be?
Shorter is better — ideally under 12 characters — so it’s easy to read and shout across the water.